I don’t know what to say about this photo other than WTF?
Going through my mind as I look at this—
- Uh… why? Oh, wait – it’s his “six pack” abs.
- A couple more beers and he’s got room for a 12 pack
- What does this guy’s wife / girlfriend / S.O. look like?
- When are the twins due?
- If you pop one of those, will his stomach go back to normal?
I’m sure you’ve got pithy thoughts too. Feel free to add them.










The Dale Jr shirt is both classic as well as required to fully appreciate this sorry SOB’s drive to get this tattooed.
Also worth noting, the cans are still round, so he was already a fat SOB when he got the tat. I feel sorry for the artist…